i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
There r osticjed everywhere
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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