She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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