sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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