Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I just blew my weed a kiss
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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