Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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