Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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