return my video game
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Sorry my hands just texted you
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
This is classic penis vs brain.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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