i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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