i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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