Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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