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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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