: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I hope mine doesn't look like that
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
He told me they were just razor bumps!
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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