She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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