batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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