hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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