I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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