saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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