No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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