Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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