So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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