Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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