We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
