Kareoke will never be a sober sport
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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