It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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