thus making me awesome and them whores
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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