she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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