i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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