My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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