I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
