That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Floor bacon is actually really good
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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