Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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