Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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