I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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