have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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