Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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