please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize
