Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Randomize
