So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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