Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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