I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
love makes seman taste better
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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