I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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