Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
try to milk me bitch
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