Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
is that a dick in a sweater?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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