hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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