She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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