All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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