But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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