you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Randomize
