just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We have so much sex to catch up on
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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