Define "chronic" masturbator.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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